Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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