Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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