Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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