The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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