I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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