DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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