Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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