porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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