There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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