I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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