She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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We talked him into tasing himself.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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