Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I want a musical about memes.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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