I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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