I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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