When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
this will be a night to untag.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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