Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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