You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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