After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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