I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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