Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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