She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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