help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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