But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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