school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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