Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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