So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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