Small penises have feelings too.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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