Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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