I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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