Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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