In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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