it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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