Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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