just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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