i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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