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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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