ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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