My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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