Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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