so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize