doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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