I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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