Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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