Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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