we're blogging at a bar
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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