What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Let's get the cat blown out
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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