You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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