but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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