Can Purell be used as lube?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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