I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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